I didn’t plan on having a pervert for a son when I married your dad. What is the big deal watching me put on my make-up? How could it possibly be entertaining watching a woman apply her make-up? Oh, I know what you really hope to see. You want to see my big fake tits don’t you? Now that is something worth hoping to get a sneak peak of. You don’t have to sneak around to see them, just ask.