Look, can we talk, perv to perv? We knew this was going to happen. We had several weeks to prepare for the return of Promiscuous Twit. I, for one, have no clue what His Horribleness was doing over at Mormon Boyz, but as one secure with his sexuality and masculinity, the notion of him pitch-hitting for both teams do not bother me. What bothers me is the fact that he is a terrible actor; he’s a focus-drain that has no innate instinct toward how to add interest or energy to a scene. He gives off the impression of watching someone pervy uncle accost an unexpecting neighbor girl. The feeling I get from watching one of his scenes is not excitement, but regret that no one stopped this violation from happening. I have never seen an actress (or actor, for that matter) that sincerely looked like they enjoyed being fucked by the original Ol’ Dirty Bastard.
So, we are stuck with this stinking turd, true believers, and we must contemplate the choice of flushing it immediately or watching it until its stench makes us vomit. For the masochists among us, this video starts with Kate and the Promiscuous One sharing a bed underneath the flag of Utah, as if this video is trying to nail down Utah’s unofficial motto: “Utah: we don’t give a fuck.” After sharing eye contact that was creepy at best and an offense worthy of psychological evaluation at worst, P.T. gets to business offending his make-believe daughter with his well-traveled delights. After some breast fondling, P.T. gets going with eating out Kate before it was Kate’s turn to wonder how exactly P.T. got that brown ring on his cock. After a tepid blowjob, Kate mounts P.T. cowgirl-style. A reverse cowgirl and a pounding from behind and P.T. blesses his newest conquest with a cumshot to the ass. Meanwhile, Kate strongly reconsidered her choice about not going to college.
We have known each other for a while now. This was a bad day for us, but this is now in the rearview mirror. We will move on from this and will be better for it. We will survive this, me and you. But, I will say this in closing: in the last two days, I was told that I may need back surgery, that my doctor is recommending holistic therapy (think about that for a second) and that one of my exes is now a committed lesbian. This video is still the most painful thing I had to deal with.
“For weeks, President Oaks’s beautiful daughter Pearl has been taught how a woman can use her body as a vessel for pleasure. Though Pearl remains a virgin, her pussy and mouth have been stretched wide in preparation for the day when she will give herself to a man. Pearl secretly hopes that man will be her father, but she is beginning to doubt that day will ever come. The young blonde spends a sleepless night fighting the temptation to rub her swollen clit to climax. Her hands claw at her sheets as she squeezes her thighs together. It is so hard to know that her dad is sleeping in his own bedroom, only a few feet away. Does he want her as much as she wants him? She listens for his breathing, and she isn’t sure but she thinks she can hear it through the wall. The thought of him lying there in his bed, wearing nothing but his garments, makes her whole body shudders with desire. She looks down at the crotch of her sacred underwear and sees that her wetness is dripping onto the thin material. She can’t resist any longer. She has to do something about her desire. Pearl slides out of bed and pads towards her father’s room. Her heart is racing. She lingers outside his door. President Oaks is sleeping soundly. Pearl feels weird looking at him like this, but she can’t help herself. She longs for his thick hands to grab her, like the stranger behind the veil did. She knows he’s probably exhausted from work and from his many priesthood responsibilities, but she can’t help herself. She needs to be near him. Pearl squeezes her father’s knee and watches his eyes slowly open. “What’s wrong?” he whispers. Pearl crawls across him and lies next to him on the bed, her heart pounding. “I’m nervous,” she says, tucking her body against his. “I don’t know what’s going to happen to my body when I am finally given to my husband.” A smile spreads across her father’s face. “Do you want me to show you what your husband will do?” Pearl is so shocked and turned on she can only nod as her dad runs his hands up her rib cage. When the powerful man pulls his daughter in for a kiss, a moan escapes her lips. She can’t believe this is finally happening. She hopes she doesn’t disappoint her daddy. President Oaks rubs Pearl’s breasts. He knows just how to get any woman wet, even his own daughter. He breaks their kiss and takes her nipples in his mouth. When they’ve formed stiff, aching peaks, Pearl’s father moves lower, pulling off her sacred underwear. “I can’t believe you’re already wearing garments. You grew up so quickly.” She covers her face, afraid of what he might think, seeing how swollen her cunt is. “Don’t be shy,” he says and buries his face in her pussy lips. He runs his tongue along the sensitive bud of her clit. Each lick sends lightning bolts of pleasure through Pearl’s young body. Soon, Pearl feels his fingers teasing open her hole. “Your husband will be pleased to see how tight you are,” her father coos. “But he will also want you to return this favor.” President Oaks pulls off his own sacred underwear to reveal his already throbbing erection. Pearl has spent years of her childhood observing his cock from the shadows, hiding behind curtains and doors while he committed countless filthy acts with other girls in the temple. But she has never seen his massive member up close. And now she gets to see it, touch it, taste it. He lies on his back and she leans in, remembering everything Jane taught her. She opens her mouth as wide as she can and lets her father’s considerable girth slide all the way to the back of her throat. His head tips back and he lets out a guttural moan. “It feels good to give pleasure, doesn’t it Pearl?” She nods, all the spit running down from her mouth and pooling on her father’s swollen balls. “That’s the cock that made you,” he grunts, thrusting up into the roof of her mouth. “Are you ready to feel that inside you?” That’s the cock that made you. Pearl nearly faints when she hears those words. She needs his cock inside her. She needs her daddy’s cum. Her father pulls his shaft out of her mouth. “Yes daddy,” she gasps. “Do anything you want to me.”