I wanted to personally tell you how much I appreciate you and my sister letting me stay with you. I mean, my sister will always come to my rescue but you dont really know me so much so its nice of you to let me have a place to stay until things cool down with my parents. Since I have been here I cant help but notice that my sister is kind of a bitch to you. Shes a bit frigid dont you think? I think sex is super fun and she is always complaining about it like its an extra chore to do. If you wont say a word to her, I am totally down with giving out some love to you while I live here.