You are such a patient boyfriend to my daughter. I can hardly believe you’ve waited here in her bedroom for the past two hours. I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news but she will have to work overtime and won’t be coming home for at least another four to six hours. I can see you are all worked up to get some action tonight and to be honest I am horny, as in really super horny. Maybe we can be each other’s dates tonight. I have a really hard time meeting men my age that I am attracted to. I find myself drawn more and more to younger men. Actually, just recently a cute younger man called me a cougar. Do I look like a cougar to you?
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